june is busting out all over

This song came up on my Pandora radio station the other day and I thought it was funny. I'm really bringing a whole new meaning to it right now, dontcha think?

Just a quick update to let y'all know that I'm still alive and still pregnant. I haven't felt much like writing or doing anything but sitting on the couch being cranky. Everything hurts, sleep is elusive, my hormones are out of control (I'm prone to bursting into tears for no reason) and simple tasks are taking all the energy I can muster, which isn't much. In short, I'm 9 months pregnant and I feel like it. Still, I'm grateful that these are just normal aches and pains and my pregnancy continues to be healthy and uncomplicated.

It's just a waiting game at this point. The doctor says it could be any day now...but it could also be several weeks. Birth is certainly mysterious. But everything's normal with me and the baby and the doctor thinks I'll have a smooth, short labor.

I am starting to get a little nervous about the labor thing for the first time. I mean, how are you supposed to feel when you know the worst pain of your life is right around the corner? I know the suffering is temporary and totally worth it and all that, but damn, pulling your lower lip up over your head? Do not want. But I'll get through it and soon it will just be a distant, gory memory.

Can't wait to meet you, Green Bean. Please don't hurt me.